All Things Cool: December 2006

What Happened to Casey?

He was blogging along, doing his best to keep us posted on his foreclosure of a life, and now he's gone. I hope he finally came to his senses? If anybody out there knows anything please fill me in.

Update: The website it working now. It must have been down overnight.

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Technorati tags: real, estate, racketeering, ignorant, blogger, casey, serin, cool

How to Get Out of a Car

How to get out of a car without showing your knickers. It's about dignity. Nice instructional video for today's celebrity.

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The World

This is more about the architectural development in Dubai. A video clip of The World, a small collection of man-made islands.

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Alien Pornography

This is soft core pornography so do not click if you think seeing an alien in the act of fornication might offend you. It made me laugh.

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Hilarious Computer Prank

This would never work on me because I never see my computer's desktop, but what a great prank! This will be happening to a friend's computer very soon.

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Dubai Is Fucking Nuts

These are some great photos of the amazing architectural developments going on in the Middle East.

"The madness. Dubai is said to currently have 15-25% of all the world's cranes."

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Technorati tags: architecture, dubai, futuristic, designs, cool

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Awesome Kick

Sometimes a video clip can be too funny to describe. You just have to watch it and laugh.

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General Francisco Franco Is Still Dead

When I was a kid we would watch Saturday Night Live with Chevy Chase and when he would do the fake news he would say, "General Francisco Franco is still dead." I didn't know what he meant then and I don't know what he meant today but I still think it's funny shit.

The link below is an article in the Independent Online about the gays in Spain receiving retributions from the government for being treated unfairly when the General was in power.

Now, 31 years later, Mr Ruiz and a dwindling band of others who suffered General Franco's ruthless repression of homosexuals, may finally be offered compensation by the state.

As part of their nationalist, Catholic ideals, the Franco regime and its Falangist supporters considered homosexuals a threat to the "macho" Spanish male.

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George Carlin on Airport Security

A little bit old but still very funny.

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Young Hockey Phenom

I'm not a fan of ice hockey. I don't like hockey, it sucks. It moves too fast. Here is a Break.com video of a fifteen year old kid who is awesome on the ice. It's hard to view at first but after I watched it another twelve times I was really stupified! I would become a hockey fan if this guy was skating.

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Taiwan Earthquake

My friend in TW was directly in the middle of the earthquake yesterday. This is the email she sent me:

There was a scary earthquake earlier. I tried to calmed myself and the S(Students) down and fled the building, I stood there quaking with fear when I hasten out of the building in a great rush. My boss pacified and evacuated us then. I have great esteem for his quick decision. It's not everybody who can keep as cool as cucumber in an emergency after all. I've seen many earthquakes ( TW is on a seismic belt ) but this is the first time I thought I would be dead, terrible.....

No media outlet has covered this event, except for Boing Boing.

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Technorati tags: taiwan, home, earthquake, emergency, cool

100 Funniest Jokes

100 Funniest Jokes of all time:

Animals may be our friends. But they won’t pick you up at the airport. (Bobcat Goldthwait)

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All Things '80's

What a great collage! If you were alive in the '80's then some part of this picture will mean something to you.

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Everyday

This guy takes a picture of himself everyday for over six years and he never smiles or blinks. I can't tell if this is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen or the most hideous. Either way, I couldn't look away. Here is what Jason said about it:

Noah Kalina (this Noah Kalina) recently had his photo taken with several celebrities at a VH1 awards show. Here's some background on the project. "The only celebs that were actually familiar with the phenomenon that is Noah K were Weird Al Yankovic and Paris Hilton. How perfect is that?" (via jen)

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Happy Festivus Georgie!

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Chick with a Long Tongue

Slutty chick with a ridiculously long tongue. Try not to stare too long.

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My Christmas Songs

I've been listening to songs over at Ursi's Blog. The first Music Box is Christmas music but the second one has some good songs on it.

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Top Ten Mystery Photographs of 2006

CryptoZoo News’ Top Ten Mystery Photographs of 2006

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Los Angeles Evening Time Lapse

A refreshing view of LA.

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Tranny McGuyver

Hilarious!

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Insane Bike Trick

Wow.

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Snowman Art

Classic Calvin & Hobbes

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Double Pleasure

Sometimes human beings are a fascinating species. Unfortunately, there are no pics.

Contents of article:

I didn't know anything was different about me until I was fifteen. I was having all sorts of pain—woman stuff—but I'd get it checked out, and they wouldn't find anything wrong. I guess the eighth doctor was more thorough. I remember I was lying there, and I heard her say, "Oops."

What I've got is a rare condition called didelphic uterus—two vaginas, two cervices, and two uteruses. I look completely normal from the outside, but there's a septum inside where everything branches into two. My doctor says I'm one in a million.

For a while I thought I was a total freak. I lost my virginity twice. The first time was when I was eighteen. Then I lost the other side two weeks later. To the same guy. You'd think I could have saved one of them for marriage.

When I was dating, I'd just say, "So I have a little something to tell you." I never got any other reaction except, "Oh, my God, that's so cool," because they'd want to have sex in both sides and see what it felt like. Apparently, the right side is, well, more normal. The left side is a lot smaller. But they're both tight. That's a plus. I've got two G-spots, too, so I've always appreciated men who were extra dexterous with their fingers. I get to have two orgasms at the same time.

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Technorati tags: double, pleasure, two, orgasms, cool

Merry Christmas

It's good to be back.

Thanks B&P, via BFB

World’s Largest Treehouse

This is about some big treehouse but it also has some very good tips on marketing your weblog if you scroll down.

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How They Steal Your ATM Card

Be careful when using your bank card.

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Extinction Underway

Largest mass extinction in 65 million years underway, scientists say.

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How Not to Land

This Ch-46 Seaknight accident happened 12/9/9 It crashed while attempting to land on the Navy tanker PECOS during a training exercise. The chopper's landing gear apparently snagged a metal safety net and the helicopter flipped over into the water and sank. Eleven Marines were rescued by SEALS, six Marines and a sailor drowned. In Navy slang, the CH-46 Seaknight Helicopter is called the "Whistling Shit Can of Death". I kid you not.

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