Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Bread Is Dangerous

A perfect example of the dangers of specious reasoning:
- More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.

- More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread.

- Bread is often a "gateway" food item, leading the user to "harder" items such as butter, jelly, peanut butter, and even cold cuts.

Via K