Little known facts

I know the feeling:

Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them -- his penis.

Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said. Officers stunned him with a Taser and took him into custody.

"As long as the penis is placed on ice and reattached within a few hours, the success is usually pretty good," (Dr.) Bales said.

Don't go getting any ideas.